Dissing Seocracy
Yikes, I have not posted here for too long. What better way to get back into the blogging spirit than by offending people?
This one goes out to Rob of Seocracy.com in response to his ”Dis My Blog Contest.”
First something nice about Rob. He offers databases which are great for creating sites with a lot of content. He has also been nice enough to share some databases for free. So I checked out his list of free databases and unfortunately all I could find was a male celebrity wallpaper database.
Come on Rob, I see you have a female celebrity wallpaper database which you actually charge for. Did the male database run out of wank value for you?
If I were the son of Dog “the bounty hunter” Chapman I could never bring Rob by the office. My conversation with “Dog” would go something like this.
You can’t hang out with Rob because we use the word fag sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for for 30 years because some fucking fag heard us say fag and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine.
Wow, did I just say that? I hope Rob does not turn this in to the National Enquirer. My little blog might actually get some traffic! Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t mind gays, but only if they are fucking each other because this is “Dig the Porn” and anything with good porn value is welcome here.
Of course you won’t see any of Rob’s wallpapers here, unless there is a picture of the fabulous five having an orgy with the Blackstreet Boys or perhaps Eddie Murphy getting his ass stuffed by a transvestite.
Whats next Rob? A database of your shoe collection?